Fatty Fatty Fat Fat

Someone on Facebook posted a comment today that said "Nothing more discouraging than an out-of-shape fitness instructor." It garnered 35 likes and about 10 comments, most of which were akin to "lol i kno!!! cmon fatty!" It wasn't so much the original status that pissed me off, because I figured that was just to get … Continue reading Fatty Fatty Fat Fat


Conga Lines

Conga Lines are fucking ridiculous. They're the stupidest things to happen to awesome parties. I've been thinking a lot about weddings lately (don't ask) and about wedding receptions. Look, I love weddings. I cry, I laugh, I love the energy and the love and the shitty food and the fact that everyone dances and you … Continue reading Conga Lines