Let’s talk about lettuce

Lettuce seems to be an ideal vegetable; it's usually pretty cheap, a good filler, can be transported easily, and has good vitamins. It comes in a variety of...styles?(Ihaventhadmycoffeeyet) that suit many people's tastes, and you can pick it up at any grocery store you go to. Lettuce is a staple of the shopping cart. We … Continue reading Let’s talk about lettuce


Conga Lines

Conga Lines are fucking ridiculous. They're the stupidest things to happen to awesome parties. I've been thinking a lot about weddings lately (don't ask) and about wedding receptions. Look, I love weddings. I cry, I laugh, I love the energy and the love and the shitty food and the fact that everyone dances and you … Continue reading Conga Lines