TTOMT 3: Inner fucking peace

TTOMT is my “weekly” video series inspired by the Twitter discussion forum #ttot. Be sure to check it out on Tuesdays at 930am & 930pm!

Here’s my latest TTOMT video about the 10 day meditation retreat I’m going on tomorrow. I’m pretty scared. And I think it’s really telling that I’m doing a video about taking a meditation course and I swore a lot in this video. Ugh. I’m bad. This course is going to kill me.

I’m nervous for this whole thing, and I find myself fretting over the small stuff like “What will everyone else be wearing to achieve inner peace? Will I look like a total fat slob?” They said to dress very modestly, so I’m guessing all my tank-tops are out (dem girls be big and dem cleave large), so I went to a second hand store and bought some big,  unflattering t-shirts for $0.50…and now I’m worried I’ll look like a schlub.

Who the hell worries about what they look like when they’re meditating for 10 hours a day?! wtf. Apparently I need this course to gain some frigging perspective.

…but seriously, should I bring my hair putty? Like, my hair is really short and very fine and it’ll jus….sigh

Well, I’m offline for the next 10 days! Enjoy the peace, quiet, and lack of f-words and sex jokes in your Twitter feeds.

Also, I *promise* I’ll shower/wake up/wear makeup for the next video. Gaaaahhhdd.

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